A Brief Word on Philosophy

Philosophers today proved without a doubt that proof does not exist.

The reasoning behind their statement goes like this:

• Proof requires evidence.
  
• Evidence requires facts.
  
• Facts must be observed.
• Observation is subjective.
• Proof is subjective.
• HAHAHAHA PARADOX, LOSERZ!!!1!

A follow-up detailing the non-existence of previously-mentioned philosophers is forthcoming.